Posted by: Anonymous Coward
on September 15, 2002 05:18 AM
Hmmm<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... as both a Jehovahs Witness and a Linux user, I guess you must have had me in mind.
I don't feel I need to respond any further than to point out that you mis-spelled "rant" and that, if you pull it out slowly, your head won't make that tell-tale popping sound next time.
But I will.
Since we are generally doing well in most of our territories to cover them twice a year, we must have made quite an impression the last time we spoke with you. Really, if you don't want to speak with us, you need only say so and we will leave politely. If you are really determined not to speak with us at your door, let us know that you wish to be placed on the "do not call" list. Problem solved. Unless, of course, we are right, Jehovah keeps his promises and Armeggedon actually comes. In that case, the problem is still solved, although probably not to your liking.
Of course, every few years you might bump into one of us on the street or in a parking lot<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... but considering how often you have to rub elbows with drug addicts, child molesters, thieves, adulterers, assorted minor league thugs, rapists and the like, I imagine you should be able to tolerate someone whose principle purpose in approaching you is to encourage you to make your life even better than it presently is.
I know this much<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... you've never actually listened to what we were saying to you.
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Posted by: Anonymous Coward on September 15, 2002 05:18 AMI don't feel I need to respond any further than to point out that you mis-spelled "rant" and that, if you pull it out slowly, your head won't make that tell-tale popping sound next time.
But I will.
Since we are generally doing well in most of our territories to cover them twice a year, we must have made quite an impression the last time we spoke with you. Really, if you don't want to speak with us, you need only say so and we will leave politely. If you are really determined not to speak with us at your door, let us know that you wish to be placed on the "do not call" list. Problem solved. Unless, of course, we are right, Jehovah keeps his promises and Armeggedon actually comes. In that case, the problem is still solved, although probably not to your liking.
Of course, every few years you might bump into one of us on the street or in a parking lot<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... but considering how often you have to rub elbows with drug addicts, child molesters, thieves, adulterers, assorted minor league thugs, rapists and the like, I imagine you should be able to tolerate someone whose principle purpose in approaching you is to encourage you to make your life even better than it presently is.
I know this much<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... you've never actually listened to what we were saying to you.
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