Posted by: Anonymous Coward
on July 19, 2003 04:14 AM
Actually, Microsoft has created every piece of software ever known to man. It is those mean Linux people who are spreading lies about the creation of DOS and Windows and stuff. In fact, Linux was stolen from Microsoft, because of course every good piece of software was produced by the MS team years before anybody came along and stole their ideas.
Microsoft came up with the original 8088 and 8086 assembly languages, way before Intel invented the processor. COBOL, ENIAC punch code, the Internet, and the idea of the operating system inside a machine were all inventions by the Gates crew.
Back in the days when Microsoft was called Abacusoft, Bill's great-great-great grandfather was the original drafter of the Declaration of Independence. However, those mean guys got their stolen version to the King first. Another ancient relative of Gates invented sex. It took a little for him to get it right, but now Bill rightfully inherited the patent to sex. But, being the nice guys he is, he'll let people have sex for another few years before charging royalties.
Come on guys, Bill should be praised for all his hard work! He is the true hero of the world, and possibly the entire universe.
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Re:Biil gates IP theft
Posted by: Anonymous Coward on July 19, 2003 04:14 AMMicrosoft came up with the original 8088 and 8086 assembly languages, way before Intel invented the processor. COBOL, ENIAC punch code, the Internet, and the idea of the operating system inside a machine were all inventions by the Gates crew.
Back in the days when Microsoft was called Abacusoft, Bill's great-great-great grandfather was the original drafter of the Declaration of Independence. However, those mean guys got their stolen version to the King first. Another ancient relative of Gates invented sex. It took a little for him to get it right, but now Bill rightfully inherited the patent to sex. But, being the nice guys he is, he'll let people have sex for another few years before charging royalties.
Come on guys, Bill should be praised for all his hard work! He is the true hero of the world, and possibly the entire universe.
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