Posted by: Anonymous Coward
on September 08, 2003 11:11 AM
And keep up with the news and install the security patches as soon as Microsoft posts them! And ignore any paranoid message box that pops up when you do! And install a firewall! And buy anti-virus software and keep it up to date! And don't open Word documents attached to email unless you know who sent it! And keep around all those paper licenses for Microsoft software because you'll need them for the BSA audit - nobody else will have any electronic records of them! And make sure your parents do all these things with their PC! Better bring it up each time you talk to them! And remember to thank Microsoft for creating such great, innovative, trustworthy software!
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Re:Just like a linux bigot
Posted by: Anonymous Coward on September 08, 2003 11:11 AMAnd ignore any paranoid message box that pops up when you do!
And install a firewall!
And buy anti-virus software and keep it up to date!
And don't open Word documents attached to email unless you know who sent it!
And keep around all those paper licenses for Microsoft software because you'll need them for the BSA audit - nobody else will have any electronic records of them!
And make sure your parents do all these things with their PC!
Better bring it up each time you talk to them!
And remember to thank Microsoft for creating such great, innovative, trustworthy software!
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