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Re:Heh

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on July 06, 2004 11:24 PM
A man bellies up to a bar muttering,"asshole democrats".

A guy next to him says, "Hey I take offense to that".

The man says, "Why, are you a democrat".
No the guy says "I'm an asshole".



Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?

A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.



Q: What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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