Posted by: Anonymous Coward
on December 04, 2005 08:15 AM
They don't need to infiltrate Linux or Windows - or even FreeBSD.
They already make the boxes Linux runs on - or haven't you heard of Alienware?
And everybody knows there is NO computer security if someone has physical access to your box!
Why do you think Microsoft and even the Linux companies are considering the TPM initiative? They obviously want to make sure the aliens totally control your box and can prevent you from seeing video downloads of the "X-Files" and "The Invaders".
Gates is just the sort of person Scully and Mulder would be investigating if they existed because he's just the sort of person who would cut a deal with the aliens just to see his stock value rise.
Especially since he probably plans to cut them out once his market share has gone back up - and then steal their intellectual property and pay off the resulting alien lawsuit to allow him a free hand to exploit the alien technology.
The next version of Windows will be awesome based as it will be on alien technology! Just wait! We'll finally have the ability to search for the files on our hard drive!
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Posted by: Anonymous Coward on December 04, 2005 08:15 AMThey already make the boxes Linux runs on - or haven't you heard of Alienware?
And everybody knows there is NO computer security if someone has physical access to your box!
Why do you think Microsoft and even the Linux companies are considering the TPM initiative? They obviously want to make sure the aliens totally control your box and can prevent you from seeing video downloads of the "X-Files" and "The Invaders".
Gates is just the sort of person Scully and Mulder would be investigating if they existed because he's just the sort of person who would cut a deal with the aliens just to see his stock value rise.
Especially since he probably plans to cut them out once his market share has gone back up - and then steal their intellectual property and pay off the resulting alien lawsuit to allow him a free hand to exploit the alien technology.
The next version of Windows will be awesome based as it will be on alien technology! Just wait! We'll finally have the ability to search for the files on our hard drive!
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