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Linus ends free lunch

By David 'cdlu' Graham on April 01, 2004 (9:00:00 AM)

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Following in the footsteps of the XFree86 and Apache projects, Linux founder and leader Linus Torvalds has announced licensing and development changes for the Linux kernel.

Effective with the 2.7 development series, anyone using or installing Linux will be required to pay a royalty of $1 per CPU to Linus Torvalds and $.25 per CPU to each programmer responsible for any driver that person uses. Linus says the new fees will greatly improve the development process of the Linux kernel by providing financial incentive for people to contribute drivers to the kernel code base.

In a long email to the Linux kernel mailing list, Linus explains: "Linux contains the intellectual property of many people, and I believe it is fair to ask that those using our intellectual property pay for that right."

The average cost of a Linux Intellectual Property License from Linus would be no more than $5, Linus points out, still a bargain compared to other intellectual property and proprietary software licenses. Unlike most software, music, and movie ownership licenses, the entire amount would go directly to the people doing the work -- in this case, writing the code.

Reaction from all quarters has been swift.

SCO spokesman Blake Stowell was among the first to speak out against Linus' move. "How can Mr. Torvalds claim to license our intellectual property?" he asked pointedly. "We are examining his right to do this and we may sue him or a member of his family."

Eric S. Raymond for his part believes Linus is making a good decision. "The community is behind you, whatever you need," he says, addressed to Linus. "You have made a lot of new friends." Jumping on the bandwagon, Raymond's Open Source Initiative site now requires a $2.50 payment to Eric S. Raymond to reprint any of his material on the site in any form.

Richard Stallman issued a terse press release insisting that the project must now unequivocally be called "Linux," not "GNU/Linux."

If you are using kernel 2.7 or later, you will be able to register your official Linux Intellectual Property License by sending the licensing fee by PayPal to an address at osdl.org, along with the number of CPUs used, the kernel version used, and all the drivers being used.

"We are making progress," claims Linus. "With a pay scheme for Linux, people who believe the only good software you can get is software you pay for will be happy, Linux developers will have money in their pockets, and no one will get gouged."

Note the publication date. This story is a joke. Do not take it seriously - NewsForge Editors

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So it begins...

Posted by: Jessie Baller on April 01, 2004 07:03 PM
... and the day is still young<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)

I was wondering when the first one for today will come out.

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Re:So it begins...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 05:45 AM
This one is not too bad either
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/36733.htm<nobr>l<wbr></nobr>

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april fool

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 01, 2004 11:19 PM
this trick was old when slashdot was doing it a few years ago, it's just gotten older since

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That LOUSE!!!

Posted by: ccchips on April 01, 2004 11:29 PM
I KNEW HE WOULD PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS EVENTUALLY. DOWN WITH FINLAND!

I don't BELIEVE this!

Ok. I just threw out all my computers. I'll never use a computer again!!

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About time

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 01, 2004 11:54 PM
I am glad that Linus has finally seen the light and is demanding money from those FOSS free-loaders. I will defend to the death his right to charge for it regardless of the fact that his Intellectual Property is really my Intellectual Property.

As the old Randy Newman song goes "It's money that matters, in the USA!".

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Re:About time

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 15, 2004 04:19 PM
You dumb fool, see the date!

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Talk about code reuse!

Posted by: The Spoonman on April 02, 2004 12:00 AM
This is basically the same thing Linus did when the 1.0 kernel hit the streets.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:) Hey, wait a minute, that was 10 years ago! Oh, now I get it, I'm an idiot...<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)

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RMS joke

Posted by: Chris Bruner on April 02, 2004 01:19 AM
I think the RMS joke is the best. "Must now be called Linux, not Gnu/Linux" It is the exact thing I would imagine him comming up with in this context.

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Re:RMS joke

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 05:03 AM
He would insist that the linux project not be confused with GNU, yes, if it went non-free.

He'd still want the distributions which contain most of the GNU system to be called GNU, though.

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Re:RMS joke

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 05:21 AM
I think this actually shows the level at which people misunderstand Stallman. It's NOT Free as in beer. If Linux still contains the ability to be modified by the end user, then it's STILL FREE software even if it costs $300. This would change absolutely nothing.

Kavey

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I am Forking...

Posted by: Karanbir Singh on April 02, 2004 03:24 AM
Right guys, I saw Linus hanging with Agent Smith the other day at the local starbucks. Not a good sign - maybe he is colleting up for his bail out of the Matrix.

Keeping all these new developments in mind, I am officially forking Linux. The fork will be called 'Curtains'. Official moto being 'We have your windows covered'.

Keep your eyes on this spot for more information.

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Re:I am Forking...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 04:43 AM
Today is April Fool's Day people . . .

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GNU Hurd

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 04:52 AM
I wiil switch to FreeBSD or use Hurd. It's all about free software.

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Re:GNU Hurd

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 05:58 AM
I will use Minix under Bochs. That way I can use Microsoft's garbage as a pedestal to hold up my non-VM system. And then I'll take over the WORLD!!!

Muhuhaha.

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Re:GNU Hurd

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 05:58 AM
Switching to Hurd?

Some April Fools jokes are just way too obvious!

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April Fool's Joke

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 05:10 AM
Today is April Fools Day, guys . . .

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Re:April Fool's Joke

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 05:30 AM
I have to confess that reading the first lines of this I was scared.

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Re:April Fool's Joke

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 02, 2004 05:56 AM
So was I - but the reliev and laugh was even better >:)

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