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  • Hackles: Funniest Comic Strip About Hacking and Linux 1 year, 1 month ago
    With all those sad news about the global economy, it's hard not to be affected psychologically. However, if you know how to laugh in the face of danger, everything's going to be OK.
  • The 10 Best Linus Torvalds Quotes 1 year, 5 months ago
    1. “Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
  • Top 5 ways not to be a Linux evangelist - humor 1 year, 5 months ago
    From my conversations and my own personal perspective I include a list of the top five ways not to evangelize Linux, or perhaps restated, how not to screw up a good thing:
  • Government Announces Penguin-Proof Firewall 1 year, 7 months ago
    Today, government spokesman Uma Head made a startling announcement - that there were too many foreign operating systems in Britain today, and something needed to be done. She declared, "Over the past decade or so, we have seen an unprecedented rise in the choice of operating system, at the cost of our own native operating systems."
  • Where annoying tech buzzwords come from 1 year, 10 months ago
    What do you do when you want to emphasize the cool newness of something that's not really new? Make a buzzword!
  • Accessibility mashups: AxsJAX fun with XKCD Comics 1 year, 11 months ago
    "Earlier this year, I blogged about the potential presented by accessibility mashups with respect to delivering web interfaces that are optimized to a user's special needs. More recently, my office-mate Charles Chen and I blogged about our work on AxsJAX as a framework for leveraging Web-2.0 for injecting accessibility enhancements into web applications.
  • Meet Joe Bloggs - Episode 36 1 year, 11 months ago
    As a developer how much do you trust your Boss? Enough to let him or her install an operating system? Find out the consequences when Joe Bloggs relents and lets his boss do an install unaided...
  • Meet Joe Blogss - Episode 35: Colours 2 years, 1 month ago
    There we are, one minute a couple of us are playing around with Google's Web Toolkit, and the next the Boss looks over our shoulders and starts jumping up and down excitedly. No, it's not his bladder problem flaring up again. It's not even because Alison's 'accidentally' elbowed him in the gonads again. It's worse than that, it's because he's seen nice colours on the screen....
  • Subway Stations of the Internet 2 years, 4 months ago
    "This is the top left corner of Web Trend Map 2007 Version 2. It's based on the Japanese subway system. The creators are Information Architects, a Japan-based design agency. They took the top 200 tech (definitely tech) sites and placed them along subway lines ...."
  • Episode 33 of Meet Joe Bloggs 2 years, 6 months ago
    TBR writes "What do you do if you're a developer and you're faced with yet another lame HR policy? Do you really have to show you're a team player by signing birthday cards for people you've never met? Find out how Joe Bloggs and his developers deal with the situation in episode 33 of TechBookReport's 'Meet Joe Bloggs' satirical series."
  • Meet Joe Bloggs - Hack Something Together 2 years, 8 months ago
    TBR writes "In episode 32 of the TechBookReport satirical series 'Meet Joe Bloggs' we find the team being pressured to just hack something together..."
  • Meet Joe Bloggs - Episode 31 2 years, 8 months ago
    TBR writes "We've all heard about Extreme Programming, but what about 'extremist programming'? Joe Bloggs finds out when a member of his team comes back from an extremist programming training course..."
  • IT Job Titles Gone Wild humor 2 years, 9 months ago
    Mark Rais writes "In this article, Koenning discovers what life could be like if technology job titles matched the actual work performed. From the CEO to the janitor, this covers the spectrum of ridiculous but rather real job titles. The list is quite rich: senior ignoramus, assistant flagellation toy, egg man and more."
  • Meet Joe Bloggs - Episode 30 2 years, 9 months ago
    TBR writes "Governance is a vexed issue in software development. Who is that decides on what gets done and when? In episode 30 of Meet Joe Bloggs Joe's Boss decides that a new governance structure is needed. Do they go the ITIL route, or something better? Find out more in TechBookReport's soap that knows its SOAP."
  • The three types of Linux users 2 years, 10 months ago
    Rich Morgan writes "The Linux community is heading for a clash between three disparate groups with very different goals and agendas. We've already seen some light skirmishes between them already. Sometimes these groups will align for the purposes of advancing their own views, but for the most part, these three groups will either destroy Linux as we know it or have to learn how to get along. Just about the only thing these groups have in common are the passion for their viewpoints. Can these three groups get along in the end and work toward a common goal? Will Linux be pulled apart and allow Windows to win by default?"
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ISO doesn't get it, says Microsoft; starts new international IT standards body

By Mayank Sharma on April 01, 2008 (7:08:01 PM)

GREEDMOND, WA -- Bruised, battered, fined, and ridiculed over its fight for OOXML acceptance, Microsoft has decided it's had enough. The company is so angry with ISO that it has decided to form its own standard-setting organization.

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LLA announces new skill requirements and fees for Linux users

By Linux.com Staff on April 01, 2008 (4:12:00 PM)
BULLENSTINE, USA -- The LLA (Linux Liberation Army) announced today that it has adopted tough new rules governing all future Linux users. Driven by the escalating popularity of Linux and the accompanying surge in requests for support from new users, the LLA sees raising the barrier to further Linux adoption to be more than just a good idea, so it's now the law.

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Web 2.0 tossed aside in favor of Web 3.14159265358979323846…

By Linux.com Staff on April 01, 2008 (2:55:00 PM)

HOAXVILLE, USA -- In a stunning and unexpected announcement, Tim O'Really, founder of O'Really Publishing and the O'Really Network, announced today that "Web 2.0 is history, not that anyone ever really understood what it meant, anyway. In its place we offer Web 3.14159265358979323846…"

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HTML5 will incorporate high definition extensions

By Nathan Willis on April 01, 2008 (11:30:00 AM)

PILTDOWN, UK - High definition HTML is coming to a site near you -- whether you will see it is another matter. An addition to the HTML5 working draft specification was approved by the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) working group over the weekend, including several new HTML elements and attributes designed to support output on high definition displays. But due to patent protection, open source Web browsers may not be allowed to implement a significant portion of the standard.

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The Golden Penguin Bowl at LinuxWorld (underground video)

By Robin 'Roblimo' Miller on August 09, 2007 (5:15:00 PM)

San Francisco (Humor) -- The Golden Penguin Bowl is a perennial LinuxWorld event frequented by inner-circle types and shunned by the humorless. The format is simple: two teams, the Geeks and the Nerds, answer a series of not-serious technical and movie/TV trivia questions and possibly engage in other feats of derring-do, such as a robot face-off. One team wins, the other team loses. The fans rarely riot, but you never know.

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Linux.com holiday gift guide

By Linux.com Staff on December 16, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
The holiday season is approaching rapidly, and if you're like us, you probably still have some holiday shopping left to do. In the spirit of crass consumerism, we've compiled a list of gifts you may want to add to your wishlist, or for the other geeks in your life.

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'Al Gore’s Penguin Army' video misuses Linux mascot

By NewsForge Staff on August 06, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Did you ever wonder what our editors do in their spare time? We don't -- because most of the time we figure we're better off not knowing. In any case, it seems that Robin 'Roblimo' Miller got turned on to a YouTube video called Al Gore's Penguin Army and decided to spread the word with his own YouTube video that this corporate-sponsored piece misused our favorite mascot, Tux, and didn't even bother to give appropriate credit to Tux creator Larry Ewing. Oh, the humanity!

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Linus Torvalds doesn't matter!?!

By Joe Barr on July 16, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
When I came across the news yesterday, I couldn't believe my eyes. But there it was, in pixels, plain as day. A story on CNN reporting that Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux, the most disruptive technology of the past 100 years, just doesn't matter anymore.

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Dear Adelie

on June 25, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Tux's less famous sister answers even your silliest questions on Linux and open source software.

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Dear Adelie: Sorry, no matchmaking

on June 18, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Tux's less famous sister answers even your silliest questions on Linux and open source software.

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Dear Adelie: All about me

on June 11, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Tux's less famous sister answers even your silliest questions on Linux and open source software.

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Dear Adelie

on June 04, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Dear Lord, you people are highly focused on mating issues. Just because I walk on two feet, don't confuse me with a mammal. However, I will do my best to answer your questions.

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Dear Adelie

on May 28, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Tux's less famous sister answers even your silliest questions on Linux and open source software.

Dear Adelie, I think my girlfriend is seeing a Windows user on the sly. How can I win her back?

-- John from Ohio

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My Desktop OS: OpenVMS with CDE

By Ben Hertz on April 01, 2006 (9:00:00 AM)
Call me a dodo bird, but my desktop OS is OpenVMS, an operating system that's secure, reliable, and low-cost, with consistent performance and desirable functionality.

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Torvalds and OSDL launch new image initiative

By Joe Barr on April 01, 2006 (9:00:00 AM)
Faced with former Massachusetts CIO Peter Quinn's harsh appraisal of the real reason behind the "inertia" of Linux in the business world, Linus Torvalds and OSDL have come up with an action plan for rebranding the Linux image and the image of its core developers. They have jointly agreed on the formation of OSDSU, the world's first Open Source Dress for Success University.

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How to review a Linux distribution

By Nathan Willis on April 01, 2006 (9:00:00 AM)
New versions of Linux distributions crop up almost every week. On the one hand, it's great that development is so active, but on the other it can be difficult to wade through the options and find the one that suits you best. Most of us do not have the time to try out every new flavor, so we come to rely on reviewers to boil down the new releases for us. As a site that runs frequent distro reviews, NewsForge would like to give some advice to new distro reviewers -- pointers to get you started and help you write a concise, informative assessment that will benefit you and your readers alike.

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Once again, I delay a switch to Windows

By Robin 'Roblimo' Miller on January 07, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Like all computer users other than a few free software zealots and Mac addicts, I secretly prefer Windows to all other desktop operating systems. I run Linux only out of cheapness and an old-hippie desire to "stick it to The Man." But lately Microsoft has started to embrace open source so lovingly that in a gesture of support for their new open-mindedness I was ready to dump Linux on my two daily-use computers and install Windows instead. Then another Windows security hole popped up. Darn! Once again, it looks like I'm stuck with free, reliable, secure Linux, at least for the next year or two.

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Was the Neuwied penguin incident a Microsoft conspiracy?

By Nathan Willis on December 17, 2005 (8:00:00 AM)
Fans of Linux, trains, and the bizarre were amused worldwide last month when the story surfaced that a passenger train was brought to a sudden halt outside of Neuwied, Germany by a human-sized stuffed penguin found laying across the tracks. While the encounter seemed comical at first glance, details that have emerged since suggest that it is no laughing matter.

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Latest Linux security threat: Alien hackers

By Robin 'Roblimo' Miller on December 03, 2005 (8:00:00 AM)
We didn't hear about this danger from flying saucer nutcases but from the ultra-respectable British publication The Guardian, which says, "According to a scientific report, planet Earth's computers are wide open to a virus attack from Little Green Men." So far, there is no evidence whatsoever that Linux is immune to alien computer viruses. Could this threat bring the spread of Linux to a halt?

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Horton AV announces avian flu vaccine for Linux

By David 'cdlu' Graham on October 16, 2005 (8:00:00 AM)
Reacting to fears that the avian flu outbreak recently reported in Turkey could spread to Linux, anti-virus vendor Horton AV has released what it calls an effective vaccine.

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