hi my name is sam and i need help with installing linux i dont give a f wish linux it is i just want to have it and ive downloaded other linux shit and it says i have to open it withother gay ass shit li e my browser why cant it just install it's self someone help me

https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Installation

Thr are two different means to get "linux Distributions" either you look for the one on torrent's websites Or you could even demand for a dvd or cd from Ubuntu - remember they ain't charge anything for the cd or dvd. Famous Linux Distributions Names 1) Fedora 2)Ubuntu 3)Suse 4)Slackware 5)and many more... Could even help you out if you're still having problem..