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What your choice of Linux distribution says about you

By Joe Barr on October 30, 2004 (8:00:00 AM)

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Many Linux newbies -- or wanna-be newbies -- get hung up over the choice of their initial distribution. We here at NewsForge have put a lot of thought into this, and have decided to share our best thinking on the subject in order to help ease you newbies out of the monopoly spread into the Linux world. The most important thing for newbies to consider is this: what does your choice of distributions say about you? Updated to include Slackware.

To that end, we have created this brief list of observations of the users of specific distributions, highlighting their most notable traits, in order that you can weigh this important aspect of distribution selection in your final, initial decision.

Debian

  • This distribution is popular with those who always count in binary, and are politically correct in a free software kind of way. Many are suspected of having been nursed on a TTY. Debian users take pride in the fact that their distribution is always several releases behind the latest version of the kernel, but makes up for that by being more difficult to install and use.

Gentoo

  • If John Wayne had been a Linux user, he would have used Gentoo. Gentoo users are pioneers, people who like to live close to the metal, and don't mind hurting themselves on sharp objects. Some feel that Gentoo users are simply lazy louts who always want to have a ready excuse for why they are not doing constructive things with their computer, other than compiling or recompiling the latest kernel, app, or hapless passerby. The official Gentoo motto is, "If it moves, compile it."

Knoppix

  • Knoppix users are pushy and aggressive. It's not at all unusual for them to hand you a CD and tell you to boot from it. Mainly, they like to stare at the console during the boot process while its sniffers check out the current hardware and network configuration. While this is a flashy and very useful distribution, it never seems to stick around on the systems it is used on as long as the other distributions. Don't trust Knoppix users in matters of the heart.

Linspire

  • This distribution is popular with the timid and the meek. Often this includes those straying away from Windows for the very first time. With a womb-to-grave GUI interface, which can download and install software packages with a single click, Linspire provides its users more ease of use than they deserve. When you think of Linspire users, think of a princess whose culinary repertoire is limited to making reservations.

Mandrake

  • Mandrake users are suave and sophisticated. They prefer to focus on a polished desktop environment rather than just serving others. It's also said that they enjoy sipping -- but only late in the year -- the new crop of Beaujolais each year. Red Hat users say that Mandrake users don't love freedom. Mandrakians insist it is only freedom fries they hold in disdain.

MEPIS

  • This newbie distribution attracts people who can't decide whether they'd rather have Knoppix-like LiveCD ability or Linspire's easy install and GUI-all-the-way interface: It has both. MEPIS is also totally the distro of choice for people who like to hum John Denver's song, "Country Roads," under their breath, because it's the only one headquartered in West Virginia. Go Mountaineers!

Red Hat

  • Red Hat is not synonymous with Linux, but many of its users believe that it is. Long the king of the Linux street, Red Hat is most popular with middle-of-the-road types who always end up following along with the crowd, even when everyone in the crowd is wearing a silly hat. Red Hat is very strict about the licensing of the apps it includes with the distribution, but doesn't seem to mind abandoning customers who are not large corporations.

Updated: Thanks to Joshua H. for this lightly edited synopsis of Slackware and Slackware users.

Slackware

  • This distribution is for those that don't care for the overhead of configuration interfaces, and have a great appetite for raw text files. No need for dependency checks, since they always know what they are doing. Especially important to Slackware users are the bragging rights of using the oldest distribution still in development. Plus the fact that it has been supported by the same diety all that time, Patrick J. Volkerding. Newbies should be cautious around Slackware users, because they will cut you none.

SUSE

  • If you like beer, horns, or green eggs, you'll like SUSE. The recent acquisition of SUSE by Novell is similar to Vince Lombardi's Green Bay Packers adopting the West Coast offense. SUSE users like a clean, well-lighted desktop, and are far less concerned about where things are kept in the filesystem than they ought to be.

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Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 10:33 PM
The latest debian installers for sarge
have come a long way.

Debian's package update system is second to none.

Many interfaces are available for it
apt-get
aptitude
dselect
synaptic
kpackage
gnome-apt etc.

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Re:Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:49 PM
I find this is frequently claimed by people who've never used another package update system, except maybe Sun's awful pkg* tools... Have you used urpmi or up2date or yum?

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Re:Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:34 AM
Well, urpmi is good, and I've never tried yum, but up2date is a pile of dogshit. Hell, I'd rather use a pile of dogshit as my package manager than up2date.

Apt still beats them all, though. And its not debian-only, you can use apt pretty much anywhere nowadays.

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Re:Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 01, 2004 12:15 AM
yum sucks too!! it is slooooooow!! I used it for 6 months on fedora 1/2 before switching to debian!!

Apt is ALOT better

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Re:Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 02, 2004 05:29 AM
Apt runs on Fedora you know? I've been using APT on Fedora since I first installed Fedora. I haven't tried Yum though.

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Re:Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:52 AM
Sorry but urpmi just plain sucks. It's cumbersome and dosn't work as it should.

apt-get, emerge etc all work as expected and do what they are supposed to.

Oh and background: I went from RH -> MDK -> Gentoo -> Debian.

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Re:Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 02:06 AM
Good path, just one step to far!<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;)

Portage is clearly the winner in this respect

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Re:Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 05:07 AM
I just finished the travelling same path at the grandparent (RedHat - Mandrake - Gentoo - Debian). I was able to set up in a day with Debian what I struggled with for three weeks with Gentoo - namely a server with Apache, PHP, mod_auth_ldap and MySQL. PHP wanted Apache2, while mod_auth_ldap wanted Apache1.3, etc. etc. Mucho dependancy problems, even with something this simple. Portage is a very good system, but it still needs some refinement before I would trust Gentoo with a production server. If I was setting up a desktop (for myself) I would probably give Gentoo a try in that role.

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Re:Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 01, 2004 04:04 PM
Gentoo is great for the tweaker, the "I want everything optimised and compiled for my system cause I want to sqeese those last 2 nanoseconds speed out of it" type.
Gentoo is in my opinion a great distribution, but -WAY- too slow to manage.
Compiling OpenOffice and you've wasted your youth doing that, cause on a small system it takes ~24 hours.
Now the upsides to Gentoo is a lot of the packages are available as easy to install emerge commands, far more -new- packages than many of the others.

Debian is my distro of preference, due to several reasons.
It's easy to install, it's not hard to install, Slackware is easier to install than debian, gentoo is harder (a lot if you don't read the manual).
Maintaining Debian is a dream, you don't have to wait days for it to update the entire system. Running Stable you're pretty certain that there are no real issues with the packages etc.

Debian > * When it comes to what distro to use for a server<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)

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Re:Debian

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 02, 2004 05:32 AM
Why am I not surprised that some Debian person start's bragging about apt? Well if you like old, infrequently updated or unstable distro's you'll get fairly well along with debian. Simply use stable, testing or unstable. If those three choices are not for you, start mangling trees and be welcomed in Debian hell.

While I can sort of understand that people like apt, I always found it cumbersome and usually not doing what I want it to do. But that's just me I guess.

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Counterproductive and naïve

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 10:43 PM
Hey, let's further (some of) the popular stereotypes surrounding the various distributions. Let's simplify other people's choices of distribution down to pseudo-teenage MTV-like standards. Let's feed the trolls instead of encourage cooperation and the very thing that has brought us this wonderful OS: Cooperation and levelheaded competition. Yay.

(For the record: I use (not entirely by choice, but by profession) various distributions and tend to like most of them, even though I mostly run one of them at home, mainly because of personal taste, not because of stereotype personality features).

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Re:Counterproductive and naïve

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:10 PM
Let me guess, you're British and have strong sense of irony? You're East Coast with a well rounded personality? Hang on, let me guess

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Re:Counterproductive and naïve

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:15 AM
Yep, you're right. Sorry.
I re-read the article, and now it's soo funny! I've never seen this kind of original stuff before, a total eye-opener.
Like mushrooms, but without the illegal part.

You were almost right in your guessing too. I'm swedish. That's close enough to most people I guess.

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It was a humor piece

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:22 PM
and it made me laugh.

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Re:It was a humor piece

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:38 AM
Agreed, but the grandfather post exhibits the main problem with the Linux community: a good majority of it's members are fags.

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Re:It was a humor piece

Posted by: Stephen Samuel on October 31, 2004 03:07 AM
Now you're getting in stride -- althought I suggest that you lose the derogatory language and attitude. It kinda sucks the joy out of a humor piece.

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Re:Counterproductive and naïve

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 06:31 AM
He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he h eh eh eh eheh eh ehehehe eh eheehe eh eh ehehe eh ehehe eh ehe heehe eh

Now switch to OS X. Well.. if you want to get some _work_ done; say writing Latex using TexShop or perhaps draw some figures using Omnigraffle.. Or.. eh.. maybe just reading Word documents?
I mean, I like Linux, and have been using it since compiling a 1.2 kernel on my dad's 486.. Ah back in the days.. Hmm.. Anyone know why they swithced from 586 to Pentium? Can't copyright a number.. Hmm.. Anyways. You do WORK, you use OS X, you need the computer to do work for you, you use linux.

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Re:Counterproductive and naïve

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 02, 2004 05:39 AM
When I need to work - I use Linux.
When I need my computer to do work - I use Linux.
When I just wish to chat with friends, watch a movie, listen to music, or just browse the web - I use Linux.
When I want to play games - I use both Linux and Windows.
When I want to use a crappy 1 button mouse - I use OS X.

Just because you do work on OS X doesn't mean other people even can stand going near it.

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Re:Counterproductive and naïve

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 07:23 AM
twat.

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Re:Counterproductive and naïve

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 05, 2004 06:00 PM
Hey, let's play a game. Let's see just what kind of putz you are.

Let's say you pasted in the word naïve.
Or, perhaps you searched the web for the ASCII code.

Option #1 means you are a jackass.
Option #2 means you are a jackass egoïste.

-----------
Yay for me, I sound smarterest!

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Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 10:58 PM
Where is slackware on the list?

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Joe Barr on October 30, 2004 11:01 PM

Maybe Slackware is the invisible distribution?


I've never used Slackware so it's hard for me to lampoon it. Perhaps you would like to email me a paragraph, and I'll add it.


Joe

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Joe Barr on October 30, 2004 11:09 PM
Email me a paragraph lampooning Ubuntu users and I will add it.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:08 AM
Slackware, a distro "Just for Men".

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Ivana on October 31, 2004 09:40 PM
khm khm<nobr> <wbr></nobr>...
yeah right just for men<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;-)

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:44 AM
Slackware... the name says it all.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:12 AM
Slackware runs <A HREF="http://www.spamgourmet.com/" title="spamgourmet.com">http://www.spamgourmet.com/</a spamgourmet.com> -- it's great for setting up a minimalist (read: probably more secure) special purpose deployment

And yes, I'm the "tar -zxf;configure;make;make test;make install" kind of user -- it worked in 1993 and it still works today [ducks]

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 02:39 AM
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And yes, I'm the "tar -zxf;configure;make;make test;make install" kind of user -- it worked in 1993 and it still works today
>>

Amen.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 03:19 AM
Make test?

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 06:03 AM
Yeah, it'll run an test scripts in a test directory to insure that make was successful before running make install, useful if an app can build but still not work correctly in some cases.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 04:26 AM
apt-get -f upgrade
apt-get -f remove packagename

I don't use slackware just because only Debian has super cow powers.

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apt-get?!?!?!??

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 05:27 AM
apt-get is dpackage with even more things wrong. Pretend you have a dialup connection or other lousy connection, or are low on space, or don't have too much time, or a slow processor. Now apt-get sucks.

Ok, pretend you have program-1.10 that has features x,y,z that you use every day. You want to install proggie-1.0 which requires the completely redesigned and incompatible program-2.0.

You apt-get blindly the proggie and apt-get blows away program-1.10 and replaces it with program-2.0.

NONE OF THIS HAPPENS IN SLACKWARE

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 10:55 AM
upgradepkg
removepkg

and yes, it will not erase your old config files, but that isnt a bug, its a feature...
if you want to clean then up, erase then your self, let not any script destroy users info, let the user decide WHAT, WHEN and HOW to destroy things

and by the way, you can use swaret and others to fetch packages, and to those you have to compile, dont forget to use checkconfig if you want to manage that software as a normal package

like always, the admin decides what and how to do, not the machine or someone else

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Slackware is good

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 05:32 AM
Slackware is just an honest linux distro with no special gimmicks and no axe to grind. It will never be a 'corporate' distro, and it isn't under the sway of RMS type zealots. You'll have all neet stuff that the average home linux user wants.
Even if you use something else at work, you'll like Slackware at home.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:35 PM
People who USE this would likely not be happy with Slack. However; I use it and like it and see no reason to change, but then I still like FVWM.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: AnomalousUser on November 01, 2004 11:32 AM
Good old fvwm! Use it at work. (On Slashdot, I'm fvwmfan)

Just reading all the comments from Slackware users - I think I just got converted!

Up till now, have stuck to RedHat 7.1 . At work, use Fedora and Suse 9.1 .

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:41 PM
Where? In the distro-graveyard.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:56 PM
Nonsense. it's still a fantastic server distro. simple, clean, and super stable.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:57 PM
hohoh in the distro graveyard. puhlease. supplicant grovel before the great patrick volkerding...

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: conelrad on October 31, 2004 12:00 AM
Running my gateway.

My desktop is FVWM 2.5.12 on Debian 3.1 (`cat<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/etc/debian_version`).

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 04:34 AM
its for those who like to know how it all really works

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:24 AM
Slackware is for crazy folk

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As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:26 AM
"Slackware users are grumpy, bearded old Unix sysadmins who prefer things be done the "good old fashioned way", making their Linux distro stick to traditional Unix principles, through 10 feet of snow, uphill, both ways!"

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:34 AM
Except for the "bearded" and "grumpy" bit, that description seems to apply to me.
maybe we can also add this to the Slackware user description:
You like to be in exact control of what your system does and want to be able to customize and tweak your system to optimal performance.
You are a techie and proud of it and you dislike "easy linux installations".

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:38 AM
Eh.. when you add all that, you really get a gentoo user. (Spoken by a proud ex-slackware user and a proud current gentoo user.)

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:52 AM
heh, why not both? i run gentoo on my desktop and slackware on the server... not to mention crux ppc on my dad's ibook (text-only install too<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)
i've also got the bearded and grumpy thing down, despite being 16

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:29 AM
Nah, gentoo isn't stable enough for production. Any slack admin knows that.

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:40 AM
Though I am only 25, I am bearded, and I do stick to the 'good old fashioned way' - thus slackware is my choice of distro.

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:40 AM
Wow, odd that. I'm not old, I CAN be grumpy.. and I do have a fashionable Go-T... but I simply love Slackware... muh! Maybe I was just too lazy to try any other of the hundreds of distros out there.

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:56 AM
I am a grumpy person, I have never used Unix, and I am 18 years old... and i use Slack.

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:00 AM
Well, I'm can definitely be grumpy, but it's more along the lines of insane. I'm not old, and as for traditional UNIX principals and the good old way? Frankly, it's the only distro I can take unmodified sources and have it work 90% of the time. Slackware is clean, minimal, fast, and works. Plus, with a modicum of effort (read: organization/motivation) its very easy to keep it up to date.

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:38 AM
Yes, we are old, bearded, and grumpy... Because we worry about other things so much it's nice to have a stable OS that gives you enough slack so you don't have to worry about it. Do I want to compile a new app? No problem! Do I need to upgrade a couple of apps? No problem!

I tried going back to RH but when I tried to re-compile SSH (so I wouldn't have a gaping security hole) I gave up because of the missing libraries. Then I remembered RPM... and after failing on the third dependency I started getting flash backs to the old IRIX days and chucked it.

Slackware is the only OS where I've been able to upgrade KDE wholesale, without any issues. I can completely remove the packages and install the new ones. When I tried that with RH (because the updates wouldn't take) I had to rebuild the OS from scratch. Heck, with Slackware I've been able to install new window managers without any problems! If I want EVILwm I have it.

Slackware frees my grumpiness for things that matter, like when to shave. With Slackware I don't have to squander my age with a lack of choice.

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:16 AM
hey how funny, with the exception of the bearded and
old parts most slackware users i know (including myself) fit that discription well. slackware is for people who like consistency, almost every release from them i've used at one point or another and every one of them is stable, fast and efficient.

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:25 AM
Seems to fit me also except for the bearded part, Slackware for life<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: ickusslime on October 31, 2004 01:43 AM
praise bob!

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:13 AM
Hey!
I resemble that remark!

Not grumpy, just irratated at little kids who think that they know everything.

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Re:As quoted on Slashdot by Xpilot

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 03:58 AM
As a parent, remember to kick your kids into getting a job WHILE THEY KNOW EVERYTHING! (g)

BTW - Slackin' since 1994 - wife won't let be grow a beard (g).

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Old is right...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 02:36 AM
Slackware was good in 1995, and it's still my favorite distro now that it's almost 2005.

I like Gentoo a lot, and have installed and admin'd Redhat, Mandrake, & Debian for people, but in the end, give me my good old slackware and I'm happy.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 02:37 AM
I love my slackware. Always used it, from the begining (~1994/5). Now with 10, 2.6.8

With slack I have learned, really learned; how things are done, what is the idea behind linux/unix.

I was not afraid to compile the kernel for the first time, it was more like natural to do it, do my own upgrades, from source of course. You really learn how this stuff works.

Have worked with RH, suse, debian; but I will always stay with slackware, I not going back.

I really wonder why the other distros, beside debian, are so complicated just to configure eth0!!! Take a look at suse! Or even worse iptables, that hurts!

In slack: simple, natural.

And never a system that is mantained by me has been cracked. Maybe luck, but I don't think so.

So maybe, that good old ways, sysadmin, is just me<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:) I have a life with that.

Ivan

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 10:27 AM
Ahh Slackware! My first Linux distro. I remember downloading it a disk at a time on my 386 over 14.4 modem. I still have those disks, although they long ago became unreadable. I still keep the name that Slackware defaulted my original box to "darkstar" on my main box.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 03:08 AM
I've used numerous distributions over the years, and Slackware is the only one I actually enjoy using. I, too, am one of those tar xzvf;<nobr> <wbr></nobr>./configure; make; make install; make clean; folk. I remember older versions of Slack being a little difficult to set up, but the new version is just as easy as XP. Slackware just has a certain "feeling" that no other distro even comes close to matching.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 03:26 AM
Slackware users hate change, unless they are the first to make the change. They laugh at the work Gentoo'ers go to compile everything because we've been doing it for years. We think debian users are fools because of their values, Mandrake users are silly because we like TWM, RedHat users are greedy because we can do it all for free and most of all the others are pointless because why change unless we did it first?

gk karges @ coco-butter . org

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the author is either ignorant or biased.......LAME

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 05:14 AM
yawn. i can't believe this article is getting linked anywhere. guys like this author are the ones who promote the "lame geek" stereotype.

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Re:the author is either ignorant or biased.......L

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 02:55 PM
LOL! exactly!!

This article was lame, pointlessly biased, and not worthy of publication on slashdot, aside from being able to show everyone how lame the author is!

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 07:23 PM
Slackware is not for newbies! so.. is not trying to help the newbies ones...

Slack rlz<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:)

Zippo.

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Re:Slackware ;)

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 16, 2004 10:15 AM
Actully i would say slackware is the best newbie distro.
Because if u use slack u know how things work.
And u can manage all distros on the market.
If u learn slackware u know how to do things.
And u might even discover the power of console over gui.

The more linux u go, The slacker u get<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;)

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 28, 2004 04:58 PM
I have read translation of this article in Russian. In it was spoken " the basic users Slackware is Russian physicists. " It is wrong translation, but it precisely characterizes Slackware. Best regards from Russia.
Physicist from russia.

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Re:Slackware

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on December 21, 2004 01:33 PM
Same thing - I saw the russian translation with
joke about russian physicists, then cake up here and found most descriptions of slackware-users
appliable to myself. I really used Slack in 96, but now I choose FreeBSD, maybe because I'm more russian mathematician than physicist.

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ubuntu!

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:07 PM
www.ubuntulinux.org

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What using Ubuntu says about you

Posted by: theantix on October 31, 2004 12:09 AM
You demand excellence, wanting the best of both worlds: bleeding edge apps and a stable desktop.

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Re:What using Ubuntu says about you

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:00 AM
Bleading edge apps? You wish. The only bleading edge thing in ubunty is gnome and a couple of other gnome related apps. Props for the addoption of project Utopia but that's where my appreciation ends.

It would be a little bit more acurate if you say that: using debian scares you but you still can't live without binaries<nobr> <wbr></nobr>...

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Re:What using Ubuntu says about you

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:21 PM
I agree and disagree: the install configured my wireless which i REALLY did not expect but the firefox shipped with ubuntu does not meet my expectations. They're still using 0.9.3! I might as well be using debian (:

I'm going back to slackware

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Re:What using Ubuntu says about you

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 02, 2004 06:59 AM
Go to MEPIS...I tried Ubuntu for a month...really really gave it a try and found it far to simple for my tastes.

MEPIS is the best damn desktop out there for Linux.

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Re:ubuntu!

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 04:47 AM
Ditto, got to love this distro, had it on my R51 for the past few weeks and I've got to say I love it. It took me quite a while to get Debian to behave like Ubuntu does out of the box. Plus 6 month releases and a dead simple install? I'm sold.

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Sense of...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:08 PM
<TT>Humor, kids.  It's supposed to be tongue in cheek.  No need to get up in arms about it.

My only complaint is he left Slackware off the list! </TT>

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Re:Sense of...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:51 PM
No!! I demand that ALL posts on the internet are in no way humorous and all are subject to flame wars!! (gnashing of teeth)

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Re:Sense of...

Posted by: Joe Barr on October 31, 2004 01:10 AM

Hex is for sissies.<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;)

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Re:Sense of...

Posted by: observer222 on November 01, 2004 01:10 AM
It's supposed to be tongue in cheek.

Obviously it's intended to be funny. But if that's the best that Joe Barr can do as humor, I'd seriously recommend that he stick with his day job and not set his heart on becoming a scriptwriter for Rodney Dangerfield..

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We don't count in binary...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:55 PM
We count in hex. Get it right.

And yes, Debian's installer does suck.

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Re:We don't count in binary...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:42 AM
I'm curious - exactly what do you think sucks about it? The only thing I've ever frowned about in it is the lack of RAID configuration at the installation.

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Re:We don't count in binary...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:20 PM
I've always liked the Debian installer, too. Once you're used to it, its rather nice.

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Re:We don't count in binary...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:50 AM
I use Debian on my server(s), and I've just started using Ubuntu as my desktop distro. Both use the Debian installer, though Ubuntu's is slightly simplified.

The only thing "wrong" with the Debian installer that I can see is that it isn't as purty as the graphics-based ones for RedHat, SuSE, and the like.

Technically, the Debian installer seems to do everything fine. Never had a problem with it, on the many systems I've used it on.

Nick

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Re:We don't count in binary...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 02:13 AM
Installers are for women!<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;)

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Re:We don't count in binary...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 02, 2004 05:44 AM
When ever I've used the Debian installer I find that it keeps trying to make me do the work of figuring out what kernel modules you need and crap like that.

I've tried to test Debian a few times, but I find that it doesn't even configure enough stuff to be able to connect to the internet. Debian needs better automatic configuration.

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What about people who make their own distro?

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:58 PM
What about people who make their own distro?

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Re:What about people who make their own distro?

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:37 AM
You're gay?

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Re:What about people who make their own distro?

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:30 AM
Or masochistic, but that's the same thing, right?

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Re:What about people who make their own distro?

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 02, 2004 11:42 PM
lol

not really - plenty of gay sadists around.

not to mention vanilla gays

Plenty of striaght masochists around too

Me? Well my shoulders are still hurting from being cuffed to the ceiling and being beaten by a pair of lesbians this weekend.

Oh and I use debian

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Gentoo == LFS for the weak, lazy and/or stupid.

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 30, 2004 11:59 PM
Gentoo has all the scripts, bits and peices, you have to put it together like Ikea furnature. LFS, you have to cut down the trees, process the wood, , design the furnature, then build it.

John Wayne would use *BSD anyways. (inset<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/. BSD/John Wayne is dead joke here)

But of course, choice of a distro, (at least at first) falls into "follow what your friends have done so they can help you" rule.

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Re:Gentoo == LFS for the weak, lazy and/or stupid.

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:32 AM
But of course, choice of a distro, (at least at first) falls into "follow what your friends have done so they can help you" rule.


I followed that rule, and he was using Slackware. He's no longer my friend.

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Re:Gentoo == LFS for the weak, lazy and/or stupid.

Posted by: worstellr on October 31, 2004 03:14 AM
Ah, but for us home crafters and hobbyists, LFS is the killer choice - rather like those kits you could buy from the old Popular Science, where they sent you all the parts and instructions and you could put it together in your (heated) garage on cold, boring winter nights.



Robert C. Worstell


<A HREF="http://worstellr.blogspot.com/" title="blogspot.com">A Midwest Journal</a blogspot.com>

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Distro's are for whimps

Posted by: Mr.Liberty on October 31, 2004 12:08 AM
Distributions are for whimps.

Obtain http://www.kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/Historic/l<nobr>i<wbr></nobr> nux-0.01.tar.gz
and start building your kernel and system from there.

You'll learn Unix on the side.

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Re:0.01? arriviste!

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:21 AM
I'm gathering some sand and I'm gonna fab my own CPU

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Re:0.01? arriviste!

Posted by: OwlWhacker on October 31, 2004 05:20 PM
That's for whimps, you should start creating your own sand from a sub-atomic level if you really want to know what you're doing.

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Re:Distro's are for whimps

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 07:36 PM
Get a life, idiot!

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Re:Distro's are for whimps

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on December 27, 2004 07:00 AM
Do you ever get the urge to go back to the good old Victorian days? No we are not whimps, we are just higher on the evolutionary scale!.
If a monkey could operate a cherry picker, do you think it would still climb trees. NO. it's called progress son.. go and look it up.. better still compile your own dictionary, that should keep you happy.....

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SuSE

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:12 AM
i'm guessing the author of this article really doesn't know what they are talking about.

if a general broad statement is made about an os, suse for example about the placement of files i would like an explaination of what specifically they mean.

there is many standards,opinions and other ways of doing things. init scripts in<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/sbin vs<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/etc/rc.d, xinetd vs inetd<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/opt vs<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/usr/local etc.. etc..

not to mention, you didn't even mention that yast is probably just as easy as click and run and twice as sexy<nobr> <wbr></nobr>..

'msft core fonts' right in the online update, how cool is that?

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Re:SuSE

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:18 AM
HUMOR. Jesus christ no wonder everyone on the outside world thinks Geeks/Linux/etc are weirdos.

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I'm guessing you missed the HUMOR part

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:57 AM
people like you are sooooo unfun.

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As a SuSE user...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 05:12 PM
..I know exactly what the writer meant!
for instance, WTF is this directory<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/srv doing on my system? Apache doesn't put it here by default!

Why does SuSE have to be so....Germanically Different<nobr> <wbr></nobr>;-)

Loved the article - thanks for the chuckle.
Effect:
snort coffee |<nobr> <wbr></nobr>/usr/nose ><nobr> <wbr></nobr>/dev/keyboard

-Andy

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Re:SuSE

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 01, 2004 01:32 AM
and proof of that: the author assumed knoppix users booted from the cd as opposed to making a debian install to the hard drive and now work with a debian set up...

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Re:SuSE, YAST, urpmi etc.

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on November 13, 2004 01:24 AM
"you didn't even mention that yast is probably just as easy as click and run and twice as sexy"

Yes, as long as the mirrors don't go up and down like yo-yos! How long do the source settings stay valid until someone decides to move the directories????

I speak as a slightly frustrated Suse and Mandrake user.

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lol...

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:25 AM
I like beer, horns and green eggs and I've been known to get aggresive and shove live cd's into people's pc.

So it's no wonder I use SuSE on my laptop and knoppix on my other box.

thnx, made me laugh.

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Who wrote this?

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 12:30 AM
I think it's quite obvious that this was written by a Mandrake fanboy. It's the only distro that didn't get bashed<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... and instead was pampered beyond belief. I thought this thing would say things like, "Slackware/Debian/... users enjoy being able to actually SEE linux." I had Mandrake installed once<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... for one day. Then I realized that it was just an operating system for people who don't want to know just what operating system they're using. So you know what, Joe Barr? Mandrake sucks. Yeah<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... yeah<nobr> <wbr></nobr>... take that. You and your little distro can go live your happy little lives. Just don't tell the other people how much the and *their* distro sucks.

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Re:Who wrote this?

Posted by: Joe Barr on October 31, 2004 01:13 AM
Actually, SUSE has been my distribution of choice since Red Hat stopped offering a desktop for home users. I'm glad that you didn't pick up on that from the article, or else I would have failed in trying to lampoon everyone equally.


Joe Barr

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Mandrake *didn't* get bashed?

Posted by: Anonymous Coward on October 31, 2004 01:57 AM
I beg to differ. There were at least 2 points in there that you probably didn't spot, namely (1)Mandrake is only a desktop distro, not a server one, and (2)Mandrake users don't care about freedom.
Of course, I see the funny side to the stereotype,
but guess what - I use Mdk on a server! And actually, all of Mandrake's core must be GPL-compatible. (The wretched non-free stuff is only in the boxed sets.) Mdk don't even include pine because it isn't properly open source - it has to end up on the "penguin liberation front".

But seriously, it was a funny article<nobr> <wbr></nobr>:-)

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Re:Who wrote this?

Posted by: patrick darcy on October 31, 2004 03:25 AM
lets hope so. Mandrake is the best of the best.
look at all the grouchy people.
rolling on the floor laug