GREEDMOND, WA -- Bruised, battered, fined, and ridiculed over its fight for OOXML acceptance, Microsoft has decided it's had enough. The company is so angry with ISO that it has decided to form its own standard-setting organization.
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BULLENSTINE, USA -- The LLA (Linux Liberation Army) announced today that it has adopted tough new rules governing all future Linux users. Driven by the escalating popularity of Linux and the accompanying surge in requests for support from new users, the LLA sees raising the barrier to further Linux adoption to be more than just a good idea, so it's now the law.
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HOAXVILLE, USA -- In a stunning and unexpected announcement, Tim O'Really, founder of O'Really Publishing and the O'Really Network, announced today that "Web 2.0 is history, not that anyone ever really understood what it meant, anyway. In its place we offer Web 3.14159265358979323846…"
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PILTDOWN, UK - High definition HTML is coming to a site near you -- whether you will see it is another matter. An addition to the HTML5 working draft specification was approved by the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) working group over the weekend, including several new HTML elements and attributes designed to support output on high definition displays. But due to patent protection, open source Web browsers may not be allowed to implement a significant portion of the standard.
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San Francisco (Humor) -- The Golden Penguin Bowl is a perennial LinuxWorld event frequented by inner-circle types and shunned by the humorless. The format is simple: two teams, the Geeks and the Nerds, answer a series of not-serious technical and movie/TV trivia questions and possibly engage in other feats of derring-do, such as a robot face-off. One team wins, the other team loses. The fans rarely riot, but you never know.
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The holiday season is approaching rapidly, and if you're like us, you probably still have some holiday shopping left to do. In the spirit of crass consumerism, we've compiled a list of gifts you may want to add to your wishlist, or for the other geeks in your life.
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Did you ever wonder what our editors do in their spare time? We don't -- because most of the time we figure we're better off
not knowing. In any case, it seems that Robin 'Roblimo' Miller got turned on to a YouTube video called
Al Gore's Penguin Army and decided to spread the word with
his own YouTube video that this
corporate-sponsored piece misused our favorite mascot, Tux, and didn't even bother to give appropriate credit to Tux creator Larry Ewing. Oh, the humanity!
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By
Joe Barr on July 16, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
When I came across the news yesterday, I couldn't believe my eyes. But there it was, in pixels, plain as day. A
story on CNN reporting that Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux, the most disruptive technology of the past 100 years, just doesn't matter anymore.
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on June 25, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Tux's less famous sister answers even your silliest questions on Linux and open source software.
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on June 18, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Tux's less famous sister answers even your silliest questions on Linux and open source software.
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on June 11, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Tux's less famous sister answers even your silliest questions on Linux and open source software.
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on June 04, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Dear Lord, you people are highly focused on mating issues. Just because I walk on two feet, don't confuse me with a mammal. However, I will do my best to answer your questions.
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on May 28, 2006 (8:00:00 AM)
Tux's less famous sister answers even your silliest questions on Linux and open source software.
Dear Adelie, I think my girlfriend is seeing a Windows user on the sly. How can I win her back?
-- John from Ohio
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Call me a dodo bird, but my desktop OS is
OpenVMS, an operating system that's secure, reliable, and low-cost, with consistent performance and desirable functionality.
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By
Joe Barr on April 01, 2006 (9:00:00 AM)
Faced with former Massachusetts CIO
Peter Quinn's harsh appraisal of the real reason behind the "inertia" of Linux in the business world, Linus Torvalds and OSDL have come up with an action plan for rebranding the Linux image and the image of its core developers. They have jointly agreed on the formation of OSDSU, the world's first Open Source Dress for Success University.
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New versions of Linux distributions crop up almost every week. On the one hand, it's great that development is so active, but on the other it can be difficult to wade through the options and find the one that suits you best. Most of us do not have the time to try out every new flavor, so we come to rely on reviewers to boil down the new releases for us. As a site that runs frequent distro reviews, NewsForge would like to give some advice to new distro reviewers -- pointers to get you started and help you write a concise, informative assessment that will benefit you and your readers alike.
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Like all computer users other than a few free software zealots and Mac addicts, I secretly prefer Windows to all other desktop operating systems. I run Linux only out of cheapness and an old-hippie desire to "stick it to
The Man." But lately Microsoft has started to
embrace open source so lovingly that in a gesture of support for their new open-mindedness I was ready to dump Linux on my two daily-use computers and install Windows instead. Then another
Windows security hole popped up. Darn! Once again, it looks like I'm stuck with free, reliable, secure Linux, at least for the next year or two.
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Fans of Linux, trains, and the bizarre were amused worldwide last month when the story surfaced that a passenger train was brought to a sudden halt outside of Neuwied, Germany by a human-sized stuffed penguin found laying across the tracks. While the encounter seemed comical at first glance, details that have emerged since suggest that it is no laughing matter.
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We didn't hear about this danger from flying saucer nutcases but from
the ultra-respectable British publication
The
Guardian, which says, "According to a scientific report, planet Earth's
computers are wide open to a virus attack from Little Green Men." So
far, there is no evidence whatsoever that Linux is immune to alien
computer viruses. Could this threat bring the spread of Linux to a halt?
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Reacting to fears that the avian flu outbreak recently
reported in Turkey could spread to Linux, anti-virus vendor Horton AV has released what it calls an effective vaccine.
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