Apache rewrite rules and error messages for Nimda

From Net-Security.org: “So I am no serious Apache or Unix hack, however I was
playing with RewriteRules to:

1) relieve server load on my personal server
2) NOT add to the load in access_log
3) keep my access_log from showing any of the Nimda as
200 and being included in my stats.” The hack is on the site.