February 12, 2001
Ballmer, Bush meet to discuss new communist threat
Author: JT Smith
Segfault-y humor: "Newly elected president George W. Bush met this week with Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft Corporation, to discuss the latest threat to the American way of life, as communism once again rears its ugly head. "Last century communism came in the form of the Russian bear," President Bush stated at a press conference outside Camp David, where he and Ballmer met. 'But now in the 21st century, we are seeing the beginnings of a new communist plot against the free market and American values: the Linux penguin.'"