Beyond the Linux lie, it does have an upside

As a user-level operating system, Linux is a cruel and tawdry lie. Bigfoot will fly to your house and personally deliver a $30,000 tax refund before there’s a Linux that can challenge Windows or MacOS in terms of usability. If you hear otherwise, your rebuttal should be to administer that thing Moe used to do to Larry — where he’d grab Larry’s nose with one hand and smack it down with the other.