The Register: "Heart Attack?" The PFY asks, naming the number one killer of IT managers.
"Yep, Apparently the old ticker gave out when he overexerted himself."
"Refilling the paper tray on the printer?" The PFY asks, trying to find an explanation for our Boss's inability to perform such a simple task (outside of the obvious - he's a lazy bastard).
"No, even more exertion than that!" I respond. "