September 6, 2001

Bush claims arithmetic error in Microsoft break-up

Author: JT Smith

Form the humor site, "U.S. President George W. Bush has asked the DOJ not to divide the Microsoft
monopoly into baby-Microsofts. After a long meeting with a board of K12 math
teachers, he found out that there was a huge arithmetic error in the break-up.

'You see', said Bush this morning, 'we were about to DIVIDE Microsoft in 2, but as
any 10-year-old knows, division is the arithmetic operation where the result is LESS
than the original value. We were about to create 2 monopolies out of one just for this
stupid math blunder. We were dividing no bubba baga there.' "


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