What do you do for a living?
How can I make you go away?
-- No regard
A penguin's needs are few and inexpensive. The pittance that OSTG pays is plenty for me. Before I embarked on the life of an open source advice columnist, I got a degree from U of A (Ross Ice Shelf campus) and interned at the Falklands Islands Herald-Tribune. Don't tell my boss, but a large enough donation in unmarked bills or a gig as personal assistant for Jack Black (sigh -- I know he's not my species, but ... wow) would get me out of your hair for good.
I haven't heard you speak out in favor of the war on terror. Why do you hate freedom?
-- US uber alles
What do you mean? I advocate Linux over Windows every chance I get.
I saw your answer to a technical question a couple of weeks ago. I really appreciated it -- I learned something. Why don't you do more of these?
-- CLI noobie
No one asks.
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