Get paid to stop using Linux?

The offer isn’t from Microsoft, as you’d expect, but from our good friends at SCO. We didn’t make this up. NewsForge obviously enjoys a good joke as much as anyone, but this is beyond anything our feeble imaginations could have cooked up, and the worst part is, we don’t think it’s meant to be a joke. It’s a real story at a respected news site, not marked as “humor” or any such, under the non-funny headline, Linux Migration Incentives Planned by SCO.