April 1, 2008

Government Announces Penguin-Proof Firewall

Author: JT Smith

Today, government spokesman Uma Head made a startling announcement - that there were too many foreign operating systems in Britain today, and something needed to be done. She declared, "Over the past decade or so, we have seen an unprecedented rise in the choice of operating system, at the cost of our own native operating systems."

Link: free-bees.co.uk


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