From humor site Segfault: In a federal court today, God Almighty filed suit against several condom manufacturers for violations of section 1201 of the Digital Millenium Copyright Act. "It has come to my attention that these companies manufacture a device that is being widely used to circumvent a process of my design," said the well-known deity in a telephone interview. "Many people have been using these products, purchasable over the Internet, to control access to certain components of their bodies. I don't see how anyone can justify the use of such circumvention devices," God asserted, "and I will file a million lawsuits a day if that's what it takes."
August 30, 2000