"Linux is for losers. Sorry, people, we know that you're a big fan of your operating system, it has that cute penguin logo and it's finally delivering on the long-promised dream of making inroads into the corporate world.
But all that good work has been undone in a second, with the news that someone who used to be on Star Trek is singing the praises of Linux.
Now at this point, some of you may be thinking: hang on a minute, Defrag. You're not one of those sci-fi elitists who think that Star Wars is humanity's finest contribution to the arts while Star Trek is watched by a bunch of geeks who look like that Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons, are you? Because if that's the case we're going to have to dub this the worst column ever."