MS Claims New C# Scripting Language Surpasses Perl!


Author: JT Smith

“Microsoft Corporation (NASDAQ: !@*$#) announced today that with the announcement of its mythical
language C#, along with technologies like ASP+ and COM+, the company has dealt Open Source another
devastating blow: Microsoft Marketese has achieved the highest density of non-alphanumeric characters in
any language, displacing the popular scripting language Perl, which long held this distinction.”
At least, that’s what [humor site] Segfault claims.


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