From the humor site, Segfault: "In a shock report released today, market research giants Nielsens claimed that 88% of
people on the street who expressed an opinion found the operating system Linux 'dull'.
'It's preposterous!' exclaimed Alex Johnson, C programmer and heavily bearded Linux
user. 'Where did they do these surveys, Microsoft HQ? How could anyone not enjoy tinkering with a well made .cshrc file, or carefully setting
environmental variables such as HOSTNAME, MANPATH or ENV_SET?
Dull? How could anyone call this dull?' "