From the humor site Segfault: "Tux the Linux Penguin and Beastie the BSD Demon have been killed as part of the effort to prevent the
spread of Hoof-and-Mouth disease across England.
Tux and Beastie were on a walking tour of the English countryside yesterday when the farm they were
passing through was quarantined upon finding Hoof-and-Mouth present in several of the pigs. The
English Minister of Agriculture ordered all animals on the farm destroyed and burned."